I Have Been REALLY Busy . . .

Seriously.  I don't even really have time to be doing this, as I SHOULD be in my crate right now, but boy have I been having some exciting adventures that I'd like to tell you about.  My day usually starts off with me 'doing my numbers' as the people say, then it's outside to round up my sheep.  My sheep are a little different than the usually fluffy kind, but I love them just the same.  I have my indoor sheep and my outdoor sheep, as a matter of fact, and they are both very dear to me.  The big lady helps me round them up . . . then she kicks them around again, and I chase after them and try to keep them all in line.  Are you wondering what my sheep look like?  I'll tell the lady to post some photos.

Oh YES . . . I almost forgot to mention that I ate a whole stick of butter the other day.  It was FANTASTIC.  I highly recommend that everyone eats a stick of butter at least once in their lifetime.  I'm constantly on the lookout for another one, but as far as I can tell they're kept in a big shiny box that the people call 'refrigerator.'

Admittedly, the butter was a bit messy when it came to, uh, the exit, but it's a price worth paying, I think.

The day after I ate the butter, I decided to play 'pirate' and grabbed a great big knife off the cutting board in the kitchen.  The big lady wasn't amused by this one bit.  As a matter of fact, she looked horrified.  Sort of like this:  8O

What did she think I was planning on doing?  I'm not really sure, but she threw me a big cookie so I dropped it.  Now it doesn't seem like there's anything good on the kitchen counters anymore.  I wonder why? 

Here I am, learning to play the piano.  It's harder than you might think.